“I’ve had two truly kinky sexual encounters,” said Carrie Walters, a 50-year-old first-timer from Illinois. “The first was in the balcony of an historical theater in my hometown. I do not think anybody knew what we were doing in the black, but I have no way of knowing for sure. The second was with my husband in his topmost friend’s driveway. After we were done, we called him and bragged to him.”
Brag about this, Carrie: your 1st hardcore movie scene, and it’s with a boy who’s Twenty four years younger than you. Judging by the way that lady-killer cums all over Carrie‘s face, it bears a resemblance to that woman chaser had a admirable time. More about Carrie: Her eyes are blue. That babe measures 34-26-36. Hobbies: sewing and arts and crafts. Beloved sport: softball. The part of a man’s body that babe looks at first: “His crotch. I love a lady-killer in Levi’s with a well-positioned balls and shlong.”
Keep that in mind the next time you are getting clothed, fellas.