Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for cock.

Forget the pizza. This SEXY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for schlong.

Forget the pizza. This M.I.L.F. is hungry for jock.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British HORNY HOUSEWIFE, instructs 2 big Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery boy arrives, that babe decides she’d rather have his rod than dinner.

This babe invites him in and widens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there’s smth I could choke on,” she says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, he doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word this babe says…until that babe says, “I would indeed like to shag u.” “Fuck” is one of those words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where that babe sucks his 10-Pounder, hops on top of it, rides it rigid and jacks him onto her gorgeous face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that is what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery boyz for? To bonk hawt MILFS. At least that is the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn fur pie?

A. Pizza delivery men
B. Cable boyz
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Moreover, about Pandora. That babe is from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mom and grandmother. She works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. She’s a swinger. She likes studs who wear suits. We found her on Twitter. The foremost job she is ever had?

“Shooting for you, certainly!”

Of course!

The supreme job for chaps who desire to have sex with porn HORNY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery guys.

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