This episode spreads with some dude sat in Joclyn Stone’s kitchen, getting served breakfast (or something). The gent eats love a slob, he drops crumbs all over the place, but somehow, that turns Joclyn on. Hey, what can we say? EVERYTHING turns Joclyn on.
Of course, the larger than standard question is, “What’s this boy doing here in the first place?” Apparently, he’s a ally of Joclyn’s son, which reminds us of one of our cardinal rules: NOT AT ANY TIME LEAVE YOUR ALLIES ALONE WITH YOUR HOT Mamma! Hear that, bucks? If u do, in advance of u know it, he’ll be slapping his bigger than run of the mill wiener against her large, bulky booty, and then all hell is going to break loose.
Ok. Forget about your Mother for a second. Forget about your allies. Just view Joclyn and jack it. Her commands, not ours.
“I’ve at not time met a lady-killer who can resist my butt,” Joclyn told. “You would not make almost certainly of how many times I’ve heard lads say to me, ‘Oh, her arse is also bigger in size than average,’ but when I offer it up to ’em, they’re always takers.”
Joclyn has gotten the same reaction to her hairy cunt.
“Guys say they’re into hairless these days, but do not make almost certainly of it. Bucks are into twat, and I have never had a boy say to me, ‘Oh, Joclyn, I’d fuck you if solely you’d shave your cum-hole.’ No way. Shaven or hirsute, they want it.”
Thanks for clearing that up, Joclyn.