Mike’s ally Johnny helped him do some work around the house, and now Johnny is going to spend the night on the bed.
“My parents are upstairs,” Mike tells him. “Keep the volume down, alright?”
But there’s indeed nothing on TV (what else is new?), so Johnny checks out the storage chest in front of the ottoman, and what’s inside? Magazines! Men’s magazines! And, wouldn’t you know it, 50Plus MOTHERS I’D LIKE TO FUCK is one of ’em. So he starts flipping through it and…
“What the bonk! That is Mike’s Mama!”
Yep, it has to be a bit of a shock to watch your superlatively worthwhile friend’s 62-year-old Mother slutting it up in a men’s mag, and it’s a bigger in size than run of the mill turn-on, also, so Johnny starts playing with his jock through his trousers while looking at the obscene images of Mrs. Daniels when…
“Johnny, I did not know u were here,” says Mrs. Daniels, standing behind Johnny, looking very sexy.
“I really do appreciate u helping with the attic,” Mrs. Daniels says. “I put these magazines in there hoping you would identify ’em. What do you think?”
“You’re so fucking hot,” Johnny says.
“I am so pleased that you are spending the night. It actually makes things so much easier.”
“I am so screwing lewd,” Mrs. Daniels says. “And I adore juvenile wang, baby. I love my son’s friends’ greater than typical dicks. U do not mind if Mrs. Daniels devours you, do you?”
He doesn’t mind at all. Why should that petticoat chaser? Not when his majority worthy friend’s Mamma is one of the hottest honey bunnys on the planet. Not when she is going to let him screw her face and her bigger than typical marangos and her aged muff. Not when she’s intend to invite him to shoot his load all over her face and pointer sisters.
Did Mike say, “Keep the volume down”? Yes, right. Not when Rita’s around.