You’re fired and you’re fucked!

You are fired and you’re screwed!

You're fired and you're drilled!

There is nice news for Juan. But, first, there’s bad news. Layla Redd, his hawt boss, calls him into her office. “Hello, Ms. Redd,” this chab says. “You wanted to watch me?” “Have a seat, Juan,” Layla says. “I’m sorry to notify u of your dismissal today.” Juan is constrained. “You mean I must go home?” “No,” Layla says. “I mean you’re fired. We have had to make some cutbacks and ‘cuz u are fairly fresh, we’ve had to terminate your position first.” Juan is in shock. This smooth operator can’t make no doubt of it. This chab needs this job. “Do you have anything you’d like to say previous to we walk you to your desk to collect your things?” Layla says. Might as well go for it, Juan figures. “Well, there is one thing I would adore to say. Now that I don’t work here anymore, would it be alright to say I have wanted to have sex with u since I got here?” “Excuse me?” Layla says. “I’ve been waiting to do this for two years,” Juan says. “I wish u would have told me,” Layla says. “Too bad u need to leave now. How about a goodbye screw?” And so, in a day or 2, Juan will be on the unemployment line. But at least this chab got to screw his 41-year-old boss. Which goes to prove that there are worthwhile days and there are bad days. And sometimes, there’re bad days that turn out to be very worthwhile.

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